ORWELL6

Dear ~PwnedUMan (https://www.deviantart.com/pwneduman)I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your closet and I saw you ignore my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the couch cushions to you,but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the apartment building. Best regards, :iconORWELL6:

So, my buddy !Nuclearinsanity (https://www.deviantart.com/nuclearinsanity) went and made me answer questions. This is great! Now we'll all know something about each other! 1. Are you mad at me for this? Not necessarily. I have plenty other things to be mad at you about? 2. If you were an animal's anus, what animal's anus would you be? I would want to be attached to the ass of an Axolotl, for the sole purpose of being attached to an animal no one knows about. Don't think it's real? Wrong, bitch. 3. Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard? No, all I get when I leave a milkshake out on my front lawn is lots of flies, one or two deer, and a few restraining orders. 4. What's

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Hi, I'm ORWELL. You might know me from somewhere. Most likely not though. I don't see myself doing anything particularly effective or productive here, so let's see what happens. Wait...Who is that over on the distance? Could it be...? NUUUUUUKES! (It's time for questions with NuclearInsanity!